Monday, March 24, 2008

No Comment...With a Headache

I had decided not to comment on Sayyed Hasan’s speech delivered today…

I just wanted to enjoy my holidays with my sons…away from all the ugliness of this region…

After a long day with my kids…and Marco learning to ride a bike on 3 wheels…

I decided to go to the cinema with my sister…

I will tell you what happened to me from the moment I drove to the cinema till I finished watching the movie…without any comment…I let it to my readers to comment…

I am driving my car and listening to the radio…first station: New Soul by Yael Naim…
I don’t like that song but my sister does…so we listen to it…

I switch to another radio station…New Soul by Yael Naim…we listen to half of it…

I switch to a third radio station…New Soul by Yael Naim…khalas…I can't listen to it…

We arrive to the Mall where we are supposed to watch the movie…

It starts at 8:30 pm…we still have an hour…for a tour in the mall…to buy things that we definitely don’t need…

I enter to Virgin…I see this book displayed: Amos Oz, “Vie et mort en quatre rimes”…I can’t resist…I buy it…

It is time for the movie…We are watching Vantage Point…

The movie ends…the main female leading actress is Ayelet Zurer…

I go home…with a headache…

Thursday, March 20, 2008

No Time for Peace

It is no time for peace in the Middle East…

I always knew that…But I never wanted that thought to sink into my system…

I was always looking for the smallest, weakest, lowest, hidden signs to still believe…in peace…

Yesterday, I received an email that read:

“Dear Ms Haytayan
I am sorry to announce to you that the Publishing house refused your request for publishing your book “No Time For Peace”

I wish you all the luck”

End of email…

It is no time for peace…

There is no room for peace talk…

My book is not for this time…

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Remove Bashar...Dismantle Syria

The Arab summit in Damascus…what a waste of time!

Bashar Assad…what a waste!

The best thing that the Arabs can do to end this whole tragedy in the Middle East is to dismantle Syria…

Khallas no more The Arab Republic of Syria…

They should divide Syria…

Give the Golan Heights to Israel…

Give the Northern parts to Turkey…

Give the North-East parts to the Kurds…

Give the Western parts to Lebanon…

And that will be the end of all the evils in the region…

Don’t worry about the people in Syria…they are used to be passive and repressed so they wont start a revolution or anything…Maybe they will be very happy!!

Long live the Arab summit!!!

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Building the Future

I like it when people are interested in Peacebuilding…when they want to know what I build…

I try to build better futures I say always…without being pretentious…

When Aghavni asked to interview me…I was excited…

When she published the article in Azdag this Saturday…I was satisfied…

Thank you Aghavni and thank you for all those that took the time to read what I had to say…

www.aztagdaily.com/DisplayNews.php?ID=6863

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

God is getting impatient

Ok people are you ready? The game is about to start…

No don’t sit back and relax…Go hide in shelters…

War is about to start…

William Fallon, the Commander of the United States Central Command (CENTCOM), in charge of military operations in Iraq, Afghanistan and the Middle East resigned…
As CENTCOM commander, Fallon has often criticized Iran, while also acting as a moderating voice.

Yesterday the moderate resigned…

Yesterday the Israeli media announced that Hezbollah has ended its military preparation for the war against Israel…

Israel has been getting ready since August 2006 as well for the awaited revenge…

So, the players are ready, the spectators always not ready… God is ready...

The show must go on…

Sunday, March 09, 2008

New World Order: The Triangle

The Cold War is back…

But the world has changed…

It is not a US versus Russia world anymore…

Welcome to the new world order: The Triangle

US, Russia and the Terrorism…

The only thing that hasn’t changed is the pathetic, pitiable situation in Lebanon…

Cold War…New Cold War…and Lebanon is still a battlefield…

We are still lost in our identity…we are still not sure on which side we are…

And we are letting everybody in…out…

Chaos…Chaos…Chaos…is our favorite motto…

Welcome to the Triangle, the New World Order…

Friday, March 07, 2008

The land of prophets

Nowhere in the world can you find abnormality like in the Middle East…

Only in this crazy part of the world, killing is ordinary news…

Attacking others because they belong to another religion or confession is natural behavior…

Is it possible to live in the land of prophets and be so intolerant and full of hatred?

Millions are being spent to arm and millions are being spent to bring people together…

Imagine peace, I once said to an Iraqi woman…

She started crying…

Silly question…

Ultimate destruction maybe is needed in this region in order to re-build a bright future…

But then again…

I am pretty sure that won’t solve our problem…

We will always find something…to give us legitimacy to blow each others’ heads up

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Kangaroos in Shebaa

Last year, I was so confident that there will be no war in the Middle East…

And I am still looking forward to meeting Etgar Keret…well that is totally a different story…

This year I am not that sure…actually I am pretty convinced that there will be a war…

However, that is not my main concern today…

These days I am trying to be very creative, I am using all my bright cells to imagine how the Middle East will look like after Hezbollah destroys Israel and ends its existence…

Ha! You see that is the interesting part!!!

Nasrallah lost it when he heard of the death of his buddy Imad Mughnieh…so now he and his other buddies are getting ready for the mother of all battles against Israel…

So, let’s imagine what the Middle East will look alike after Israel disappears…

What will be the first thing to do after that day, that is if WE are still alive!!!

Mmm…we will have to find a new enemy!!!

Mmm…who could it be?

The Unites States is a good candidate…

Ah! Hassan you have to get rid of the US too…so we can live in prosperity, democracy and freedom to choose between a black and darker black “tchador”…

So Hassan, destroying Israel is not enough…You have to destroy the United States too…and after that I suggest you attack Australia…You never know maybe the Kangaroos will want to conquer us to slide over the slopes of Shebaa…

Just for prevention…You never know…

Saturday, March 01, 2008

Israel makes Arabs happy!!

And you think the Arabs are devastated with the Israeli attacks on Gaza?

They are all happy and the happiest of them all are Syria…and Abbas & Co…

After the on-going purification in Iraq, now it is time to get rid of Hamas in Gaza…

And guess who will be next? Of course Hezbollah…

So what do you think Hezbollah will do now? Will Nasrallah wait till Israel attacks or will he attack?

Arab hypocrisy is something extraordinary!

They beg the United States to help them get rid of the “extremists...the “terrorists”; they give Israel their silent benediction to do their dirty job for them…

And in public they criticize the US…and curse Israel…

Arab hypocrisy is repulsively fascinating!