Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Black comedy

I am back to Beirut…

Everything is still the same…the political situation in the country is still the same…we still can’t figure out how to elect a president…

But that is ok…we will never be a country…we will remain a buffer zone to our beloved neighbors, and we will always be a battlefield…

But at least let’s put a price for our services!!! We should make everybody pay a high price for us giving up on our country…

Peres is ready for talks with Syria…and Olmert is very happy with the Syrian regime…It seems that Bashar has been a good boy lately…
Well of course…The IAF attacked the Syrian soil and Bashar didn’t think that was a valid reason to reply…

So Sayyed Nassrallah…why don’t we reply?? That is not permissible!!! We can’t let the Zionist enemy attack an Arab country…and what country???!!! Our dearest sister of them all…

Yalla Hassan…Yalla… “Ma ba3da…ba3da..ba3da…Haifa”

The other story that I am eager to tell you is about the new image of Israel...

Well, here I am sitting in the hotel in Ayia Napa…watching the sky news…and guess what I stumble on?
A report about the Israeli government’s new strategy to promote Israel…

They are using beautiful girls, in swimwear, in uniform…and…and to promote the nice face of Israel…

Colette Avital is not happy with it…”what is the message that we are conveying to the world? They can have free sex in Israel?”…

Oh! No need to get upset Ms Avital…

We Lebanese will be eager to start talks with you Israelis…because now we have a common interest…How to divide the Middle East market between our girls and yours…

Ms Avital, we Lebanese are the number one providers of high class prostitutes in the Arab world!!! Do you want to negotiate now over that issue??!!!

Long live our girls!!! Peace be on them!!!

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